Early Tuesday, March 31, in the wee hours of the pre-dawn, there was a report of a mysterious abduction south of Norfolk, Va. This comes only 30 hours after thousands reported seeing an unexplained falling light in the sky on the previous Sunday night.
A Virginia soybean and egg farmer reported that all of his chickens had been abducted right out of his two story state-of-the art chicken coop. FBI is now on the case as is PETA and the humane society.
That same farmer, Jost Villhoffen, stated that the only sign that there were ever any chickens on his farm was one cracked egg shell and five chicken feathers and that absolutely nothing else was disturbed on the farm.
When asked about the crater beside the chicken coop, Villhoffen said, “Oh, that, well something fell out of the sky on Sunday and crashed, but by Monday morning it was gone and I didn’t think any more about it.”
FBI spokesperson Special Agent, Delilah Jones told media that the abduction of chickens is nothing new, but that there is usually some evidence left behind by the suspects. “This case is a mystery to me and everyone else in the agency.”
Jones indicated that PETA began a picket and protest, but when told of the abduction, volunteered to help in the search of the missing chickens vowing to prosecute the perpetrators to the fullest extent of the law, including forcing the prisoner, when caught, to eat only tofu and bean sprouts.
The humane society decided to lend a hand as well, telling the media that because of the missing chicken situation, that they would be canceling its annual Easter Egg roll along U.S Highway 17 and the Easter Bunny had been given the next two weeks off.
“Those poor chickens,” said Jones. “The full weight and power of the agency will be on this case until every last chicken has been found!”
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